You may have already deduced, clever as you be,
that everything in The Understudy
is not exactly as you see.
Our menu is no exception, it is really quite strange,
Bizarre, far fetched
Simply off the known range.
But fear not dear patron for we know whats what
These drinks are de rigeur,
The concept hotter than hot.
Step up to the bar and let the magic unfold
Experience tastes and textures,
both confronting and bold.
Number 1 is for Savoury, whilst 8 is for Sweet,
Number 4 is in the middle,
A place where the twain shall meet.
If it is something more simple that you feel is required,
We have a plan for whatever is desired.
Sherries and Wine plus Bottles of Beer
Aperitifs and Digestifs we have plenty of them here.
So ask the Mad Hatter, the Jester or Hare
To fix you a drink if you so dare…