The Understudy

You may have already deduced, clever as you be,

that everything in The Understudy

is not exactly as you see.

Our menu is no exception, it is really quite strange,

Bizarre, far fetched

Simply off the known range.

But fear not dear patron for we know whats what

These drinks are de rigeur,

The concept hotter than hot.

Step up to the bar and let the magic unfold

Experience tastes and textures,

both confronting and bold.

Number 1 is for Savoury, whilst 8 is for Sweet,

Number 4 is in the middle,

A place where the twain shall meet.

 If it is something more simple that you feel is required,

We have a plan for whatever is desired.

Sherries and Wine plus Bottles of Beer

Aperitifs and Digestifs we have plenty of them here.

 So ask the Mad Hatter, the Jester or Hare

To fix you a drink if you so dare…